I made a pledge to myself this year, I promised that I would,
Write a post on every Tuesday, whether or not it’d be any good,
On my very shoddy website, upon which I host my words,
Which concern a range of topics that might scintillate some nerds,
But more likely will be simply left to rot in obsolescence,
Like the produce of so many other digital web-peasants
Who, like me, labour over words that mayn’t see the light of day,
But join me, fellow peasants, in a chorus cry of ‘Hey!
Who gives a flying monkeys whether or not we’re being read,
We write because we want to, so knock it on the head.’
I made a pledge to myself this year, every Tuesday I would write,
Something, anything, so please forgive this pile of shite.